Kris's Stuff

Ugh, I’m so frickin’ tired…

I misread “Linebeck” as “Lunchbeck.”

…The Lunchbeck of Notre Dame.

/yeah I need sleep

“Wish” - Bonus Scene

Remember that fic “Wish” I posted? Weeeeell, there’s a ‘deleted scene,’ so to speak. Xoves and I had talked about it while I was still writing it, and we liked it, but I realized later there was no place to put it!

So here it is all by its lonesome. May or may not make the fic’s ending even sadder than it was.

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Fanfic: Wish

Finally sat down and wrote this thing…based on a silly idea I had a while ago; it just wouldn’t leave so I wrote it down.

Contains fem!Link, character-death, AU, and probably OOC. For which I apologize.

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Source: http://neoyi.deviantart.com/art/Zelda-Female-Link-149629448

And porn. Delicious, hastily-scribbled porn…My hormones are starting to act up again, looks like

Fem!LinkxLinebeck under the cut

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So this is what I think of when my pre-menstrual hormones kick in…

Chat is behind a cut due to talk of sexings, a fem!Link ship, and drunk sex. And general goofy/sappiness.

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Start out wanting to draw some fluff…

…end up drawing porn.

Yeah, some badly-drawn fem!Link porn under the cut. 
(sketchdump contains self-love, her with Zelda, and her with Linebeck.)

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WHY YOU LITTLE--!

♥ Kris: speaking of Simpsons, everytime I see that gif of Linebeck shaking Link, my brain just mentally supplies "WHY YOU LITTLE--!"
♥ χσνєѕ: GDI
♥ χσνєѕ: AHAHHA
♥ χσνєѕ: NOW IT'S IN MY HEAD
♥ Kris: XDDD
♥ Kris: I'M SO SORRY
♥ χσνєѕ: AHAHHA
♥ χσνєѕ: LAUGHING FOREVER
♥ Kris: WHY YOU LITTLE--!
♥ χσνєѕ: aslfkjsldkg this is officially amazing
♥ χσνєѕ: LINEBECK HOMER
♥ χσνєѕ: WHY
♥ χσνєѕ: XD
♥ χσνєѕ: I'm dying XD God I wanna read the manga again and imagine him with Homer's voice
♥ Kris: AHAHA OH GOD
♥ χσνєѕ: LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
♥ χσνєѕ: XD